I have this friend.
We have this thing where we buy each other gifts for our birthdays. Doesn’t matter what it is… if she wants it, I’ll try to get it. She never asks, so a lot of times I have to guess. But she doesn’t like guessing about me, so she’ll just come out and say “I’m not up for no guessing games, SO WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?”
Well, this year… I wanted Illamasqua: